Monday on Bravo, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 20 saw the cast reunite for a reunion every bit as awkward as you might expect.
The women rehashed accusations of drug use, eating disorders and backstabbing, and called each other bitches, liars, and attention whores. Standard.
There's a whole heck of a lot to look forward to (or dread) when you sit down to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online, in other words.
Let's recap how each of the ladies (term used loosely) fared ...
As expected, it was like Brandi Glanville walked into the lion's den, and while her over-the-top antics are partly to blame, she did not like being a target.
No one was buying her myriad explanations or excuses, and everyone (save for Kim) seemed like they'd been gearing up to take shots at her for weeks.
She had the line of the night, though, after Kyle Richards brought up the time a drunk Brandi was photographed with a tampon string hanging out of her dress.
Her epic response? “At least I still get my period, bitch!” Daaaaamn.
Lisa Vanderpump, in a purple dress obviously, kept her cool even as the Brandi digs got more and more absurd and the tone of the reunion grew chaotic.
She and Brandi may never be as close as they once were, but at least she realizes that she can go on with life and remain (somewhat) above the fray.
You can't say the same for Glanville, who, as much as we love her and all the entertainment she brings to the table, is very much in the fray at all times.
She is basically the human equivalent of the fray. An intoxicated fray.
Turning serious for a moment, Yolanda Foster's Lyme Disease has returned so severely that she is in rough shape. We can't imagine what it's like for her.
Give her a world of credit for showing up to this, and hopefully her discussion of her latest health issues help bring awareness to this terrible illness.
Lisa Rinna was as candid and hilarious as we've come to expect, right down to bragging that she banked a cool $1 million for a Depends commercial.
She'll do anything for a buck, but she'll also throw some shade.
Her fellow soap opera diva Eileen Davidson didn't have too much to say, although she did confirm that it was her husband Vince creeping on Poker Night.
If you missed that episode, or missed the scene in question, he was lurking before the Lisa Rinna and Kim Richards fight, and it was pretty hilarious.
Kim Richards, despite all the controversy and dark rumors that surrounded her this season, seemed happy, lucid and upbeat. We were a bit surprised too.
Aside from defending Vanderpump’s icy stance toward on Glanville and getting in a few digs at Brandi's expense, it was a quiet night for Kim's sister Kyle too.
What did you think of Part 1 of the reunion? Discuss!