We hope you are sitting down for this stunning piece of news, celebrity gossip lovers. But here we go:
A Courtney Stodden sex tape apparently exists.
According to TMZ insiders, the large-breasted Kim Kardashian wannabe has filmed her very first amateur porn, making like the Octomom (gross!) by taking it upon herself to make viewers happy.
In other words, Stodden is alone in the video. If you know what we mean. (Editor's note: we mean she's masturbating on camera.)
As you might expect, the video has hit the desk of Vivid Entertainment Chariman Steven Hirsch, who tells TMZ the Courtney Stodden sex tape “looks amazing” and “is the most unique footage I’ve ever seen.”
It remains unclear, however, whether Vivid has actually purchased the tape and when it may hit the open market.
Stodden must give her permission for the sex tape to be legally distributed, but does anyone really doubt this will take place?
After all, it's not as if that Courtney Stodden stand-up comedy career is going anywhere.