Come on down, Calvin Harris!
You're the next contestant on... Treat Taylor Swift Right (or She'll Write a Song About You).
Most celebrity gossip followers are familiar with the previous romantic players (Harry Styles, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, etc.), but their failures to win over Taylor Swift will not deter Harris.
Yes, people, it's serious.
According to insiders, artist and the DJ texted from afar for two weeks before Swift went to see Harris perform in Vegas a little while back.
They hung out backstage at the time and, according to one source, "that's when things really started popping off."
But when will Swift go off? When will she go all "Blank Space" on Calvin Harris?
For his sake, as you can see below, let's hope the answer is never, like, ever.