Tuesday night on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 19, the fifth season came to a close with a finale that was a bit of a letdown.
At least compared to the insanity that led up to it, which you're well aware of if you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online. Let's explain ...
Kim and Kyle Richards woke up after their epic "I am DONE!" slash "you stole my house!" argument the week before. They both act like that didn't happen.
Realistic in terms of how feuding siblings might handle such a feud. Not great for viewing The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 19.
Kyle makes breakfast and they head home from Palm Springs. That's it.
Later, Nicky Hilton, Paris' sister, holds a book signing at Kyle’s store. Nicky and Paris Hilton are the daughter of Kathy Hilton, Kim and Kyle's sister.
Kyle recalls when Nicky was named best dressed by Vogue when she was 15. We recall the Paris Hilton sex tape when we were 15. Ah, fond memories.
Everyone attends Adrienne Maloof’s soiree at Never Hungover, where the host takes part in a magic show, but the ladies' drama is the real attraction.
Isn't it always whenever you let Brandi Glanville out in public?!
Camille Grammer is there and ends up on the arm of some Prince. Kim decides to confront Lisa Rinna about Brandi saying she needed an intervention.
Kyle is still so upset because Lisa didn’t back up what she told her, and Lisa tries to talk it out with Kim but Kim won’t talk until she speaks to Brandi.
Again, we've been over this and over this and it's kind of played out.
Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville is sobbing because her father is dying ... but also likely because she's tipsy and obsessed with feuding with Lisa Vanderpump.
At home, Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin watch their daughters play on the backyard swing set in the backyard one last time before it is taken down.
Lisa says she’s had enough of this nonsense with the women, and family is what's important. This is true, but we still expect her to be back next season.
In the Season 5 finale epilogue, we learned some interesting things:
- Yolanda Foster had a serious relapse of her crippling Lyme disease.
- Kim’s dog bit Kyle’s daughter so badly that she required surgery.
- Kyle and Kim are not on speaking terms (reunion should be fun).
- Brandi’s father is recovering following multiple heart surgeries.
- Eileen Davidson is on two daytime soap operas right now.
- Lisa Vanderpump's Vanderpump Rules is a better show.
Okay, we made up that last one, but it's totally true.