Ryan Reynolds stopped by The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Monday night, joking about his new baby with Blake Lively while debuting a crazy new hairstyle.
You've gotta see this thing:
As for his very young daughter, reportedly named James, Reynolds said the little one isn't exactly a fan of shut eye.
"Our baby, we think, allergic to sleep,” the handsome star said, gushing over how he does “everything” for the nine-week old and adding:
"We joke that she... thinks that she's keeping us [safe]. She's protecting us from the sleep monsters. She's like, 'Oh, I gotta keep them up or the sleep monsters will get them.'"
Reynolds had previously quipped that, since becoming a first-time dad, sleep has become akin to pornography for him.
He's tried singing James to bed, along with a few other strategies.
But they often just result in him passing out, not the child.
"The trick I try to use is that Baby Einstein stuff, but for me, that's like horse tranquilizer," Reynolds explained. "No, really. I could go down on a lit stove. I could just fall [asleep]."
We feel a little bad for the actor, but not too bad for the actor.
He does get to see Blake Lively nude on a nightly basis, after all.