Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus' Kid Will Look Like This

by at .

Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus' future child, should they choose to fornicate sans protection and make one someday, has been revealed.

An artist's rendering has, at least. Because Internet.

Miley Cyrus-Patrick Schwarzenegger Kid
Miley and Patrick

In one of the weirdest and most hilarious celebrity face mashups since Katy Perry and Paula Deen became one, the web came through with this gem.

Given the constant speculation about Patrick (or a pizza, as strangely seen below) getting Miley Cyrus pregnant, we suppose it was just a matter of time.

An examination of this masterpiece shows it's basically Arnold's son's head and hair (along with some minor scruff) with Miley's eyes, mouth, nose.

Not the kind of thing you can avoid seeing. Or that you can ever unsee.

Miley, for her part, doesn't seem to be a fan of the mashup, because she captioned the Instagram creation, "ew," and tagged her beau in it as well.

Perhaps she was too busy trolling Gigi Hadid or mocking Kim Kardashian's hair to fully appreciate it. Understandable, she has been pretty busy.

If you missed her bizarre online fixation with Hadid and boyfriend Cody Simpson, she's been photoshopping her face onto red carpet shots of them.

"Yup, feeling Hadidish this a.m. in honor of #pfw [Paris Fashion Week]," Cyrus wrote, having taken a break from similar social media ridicule of Kim K.

As for why we haven't seen Miley at all the Fashion Week shows?

"I'm tooooo busy playing playing with my [Pig]," she wrote.

That and goofing around online like the rest of us.

Show Comments
Tags: , , , ,

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair
Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]