When it was first announced that Martha Stewart would be a featured performer at the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central, the famous television personality Tweeted the following:
"I wonder if Justin Bieber like roast beef or roast chicken or pot roast. I have to bring a roast to the roast don't I?"
In other words: Expectations for the unexpected Roaster were extremely low.
But then Stewart went out last night and absolutely killed Bieber... along with Shaquille O'Neal, Kevin Hart, Ludacris and any notion of herself as an innocent homemaker.
She made an N-Word joke. She made a reference about "pulling out" and "finishing." She made us look at Martha Stewart in an entirely new, hilarious light.
Seriously. You must stop what you are doing and click through her best slams now. She put all other comedians to shame on Monday.
Elsewhere, Bieber recently said he had to learn the hard way how to behave in life - but at least viewers got to watch the hysterical way various stars laid into him last night.
Check out the 27 best Bieber bashes from the Roast and toggle all the way through to see how Bieber responded to them: