On the topic of what happens in her bedroom, Kim Kardashian isn't exactly shy.
And by that we mean, Kim Kardashian is naked all over the Internet, and she talks about her sex life the way most people talk about the weather.
Kim's sex tape made her entire family famous, so it's not like her parents and sisters have any right to be squeamish when she starts in on one of her TMI over-share sessions.
Even so, they've gotta be hoping she gets knocked up soon, so that she can stop offering blow-by-blow (no pun intended) accounts of what she and Kanye have going on in the boudoir.
If you watched Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 10 Episode 1 last night, then you know Kim and 'Ye are putting a lot of effort into heaving a second kid.
Unfortunately, Kim won't stop talking about the process. Some highlights:
- Kim told Kendall that she's lying in bed to allow "the sperm to swim up in there." She promised to join the rest of the family in the living room, after Yeezy's seed "marinates inside [her]."
- Kim reveals to Khloe that she's been "having sex 500 times a day," and tells everyone (including her makeup artist) that she brought Kanye to a photoshoot so that they could bang when she has some downtime.
- Kim kicks off lunch with Bruce Jenner and her sisters by announcing, "I just got my period, so I'm not pregnant this month."
Look, we're sure being unable to conceive is very frustrating for Kim (especially since there's reportedly a "second baby clause" in her prenup), but some things (like marinating sperm talk) should be shared only with a select inner-circle that doesn't include your makeup artist, step-dad, and reality show camera crew.
Come to think of it, we're not all that surprised that the sight of a camera makes Kim think of sex. We're surprised she's able to keep her clothes on during filming.