Justin Bieber has been officially roasted - and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted.
Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart.
There were jokes about Bieber's sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez. And about his many run-ins with the laws.
Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night's best quips and insults:
After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O'Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however.
"Damn, you guys were brutal," he said at the end of the Roast. "This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I'll tell them I got my dick kicked in."
The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image, then grew serious.
"I lost some of my best qualities," he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding:
"I'm looking forward to being someone you're proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day."
The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.