It's been two months since Kourtney Kardashian gave birth to Reign Aston Disick, and by all accounts, the baby is happy, healthy...and rocking a pretty stupid name.
Seriously, Reign may not be number one on our list of the most ridiculous celebrity baby names, but it's pretty high up there.
If you thought the moniker sounds like Scott Disick's douchey way of reminding the world how rich he is, then you're right. But if you assumed that Scott just randomly picked a royal verb and a sports car out of a hat, then you're in for a surprise.
Turns out the actual inspiration is way dumber than that:
Sources tell Radar Online that Scott partied at Aston nightclub in Seattle last year, and the reality star/raging alcoholic was so taken with the name that he announced his intention to foist it upon a human being.
"He partied pretty hard like he normally does," says one insider. "And then he was talking about the club with the managers and a server. He actually said, 'Aston. I love that name. I'm going to name my kid Aston.'"
Well, ya gotta hand it to Lord Disick - he's nothing if not a man of his drunken word.
Hey, maybe when Scott got hammered in Hollywood just days after Kourtney gave birth, it was really his way of paying tribute to his new son's namesake.