Kendall Jenner is pregnant with her first child and the unborn baby belongs to her sister's long-time boyfriend, Scott Disick.
If the latest Star Magazine cover story is to be believed, that is. For some reason.
Two weeks after alleging that Jenner is sleeping with Disick, the tabloid has doubled down on its ridiculous claim, writing now that Kendall is knocked up with The Lord's spawn.
In an impressive/pathetic display of baiting and switching, the magazine is actually saying that Kourtney Kardashian FEARS Kendall is now carrying the spawn of her three-time baby daddy.
"She can’t sleep at night,” a totally real source tells the magazine of Kourtney. “And when she does, she’ll wake up in a cold sweat, crying, after dreaming that her half sister is pregnant with Scott’s baby."
Hey, if the dreams of a reality star don't make for a front page story, what does?
“Kourtney’s confused and hurt and terrified that Scott will get Kendall pregnant,” the insider tells Star. “Of course, Scott thinks it’s all a big joke and brushes it off like every other problem in their relationship."
That Scott Disick, huh? He's just so mean!
After the initial Kendall and Scott rumor went viral, Khloe Kardashian made light of its absurdity, writing on Twitter that she's hurt because she thought she was having an affair with Disick.
It's sadly true. Toward the end of 2014, Life & Style wrote that Disick was in love with Kardashian.
How does Kris Jenner feel about all this?
"Deep down, she loves the attention her kids and the show are getting from this,” Star writes. “But she won’t let Kourtney know that.”