Late last week, Hilary Duff filed for divorce from Mike Comrie, officially ending that couple's marriage after nearly five years.
That's what happens after your husband offers a waitress $600 to have sex with him.
This was just the latest blow to our idealistic hearts, as Duff and Comrie seemed like a truly happy young couple. At least for awhile.
If they can't make it, is there any hope for any Hollywood couple?
There wasn't for Bruce and Kris Jenner, not even after two-plus decades of, multiple children and millions of dollars. Heck, he's even becoming a woman now.
There wasn't for Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, despite their yearly wedding vow renewal and deluge of adorable family photos on social media.
There wasn't for Paula Patton and Robin Thicke, no matter how many times the latter publicly begged the former to take him back, or wrote songs to that effect.
In the above photo gallery, we've gathered 21 couples together whose marriages shockingly collapsed under the pressure of the spotlight.
Or just due to growing apart over time, or, in at least one case, amidst the wandering penis of one of its husbands. Every situation is different!
We shudder to think of who we'll be adding next to this list of shocking celebrity splits, but if it's Chris Pratt and Anna Faris, then forget about it.
We quit. We just quit.