Well, the mystery man who - for some reason - is romantically involved with Farrah Abraham finally has a name.
Very little is known about Simon Saran, aside from the fact that he's dating Farrah and he might be married.
The couple has been together at least since New Year's (a lifetime in Farrah Abraham relationship years), and the reality-star-turned-porn-star has been flaunting her new man on social media even more than her botched lip injections.
Lately, Farrah has even been dragging Simon to her various low-rent appearance gigs.
He was waiting in the wings when Farrah appeared at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo last week, because there's no better way to get to know your new girlfriend than seeing her sell plastic molds of her vagina to a roomful of enthusiastic pervs.
Over the weekend Farrah and Simon attended a "toga party" (above) at the Palms Casino, where Farrah wore a dress inspired by the killer from Scream for some reason, and demonstrated to the world that she has no idea what a toga is.
So who is this poor sap?
Well, there's lots of conflicting information out there about who Simon is and what sort of heavy sedative Farrah might be feeding him like candy, but as far as we can tell he's a 26-year-old real estate agent and car salesman based out of San Diego.
Things seem to be going well between Farrah and Simon, but don't worry, they've already signed up for season 6 of Couples Therapy (seriously).
Because what's the point of being in a relationship if you can't get paid for crying about it on camera, right?