Paris Hilton Boob Job Rumors Will Make You Feel Like It's 2007

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There are a lot of things we're expecting out of 2015: hoverboards, flying cars, a youthful Michael J. Fox attempting to foil Biff Tannen's evil plans...

But one thing we definitely did not see coming was the return of Paris Hilton. 

Heiress Paris kicked off the year with a sexy selfie that reminded us of a simpler time when the US was embroiled in two deadly wars and financial collapse threatened destroy our economy.

Now, in another 2007 throwback that'll make you wonder where the time went (you spent it staring at your smartphone), Paris Hilton boob job rumors are back on everyone's mind following a handful of suspicious selfies:

Paris Hilton Boob Job?
Paris Hilton Breast Implants

Sure, it's not like she's sporting a pair of double-Ds, but Paris didn't manage to stay relevant for about a decade longer than anyone thought she would by being foolish.

Experts on the Parisian Hills think that Hilton just slightly increased the size of her breasts in recent months, and they believe the evidence is clear from her latest Instagram posts.

Frankly, we think she's just getting some help from a particularly charitable bra, but we're still happy to indulge in a little throwback gossip.

While we're at it, have any of you guys seen Avatar? We can't wait for the sequel! And how about that Justin Bieber? We're expecting big things from that wholesome young tyke. 

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Paris Hilton Biography

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Paris Hilton is a party host, bad actress, singer, model and painfully annoying skank based in Southern California. This former A-list... More »
New York, New York
Full Name
Paris Whitney Hilton

Paris Hilton Quotes

We want to stay together forever. I wouldn't do a Vegas [wedding]. I don't know where or when but I do want it to be romantic.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]

He's my best friend. He's just different from any guy that I've ever been with. I just trust him completely, and I know that he'd be there for me, no matter what.

Paris Hilton [on Benji Madden]