Well, it's official (kinda): Katy Perry and John Mayer are back together.
We first learned of this ill-advised reconciliation earlier this week when it was revealed that John and Katy were spotted dining together at The Palm restaurant in Beverly Hills.
Now, it seems the couple is intent to spread whatever STDs Mayer's contracted over the years all over LA, as they reportedly spent all of Thursday holed up at The Four Seasons, where Josh let Katy taste his cherry Chap-Stick.
"They were up in John's room all day long," a source tells Radar Online. "They both got on the elevator together on the third floor and got off together on the eighth floor. Katy was looking down like she did not want to be noticed."
We don't blame her. Katy and John have broken up at least three times, and every time they got back together, she acted like this time was for real.
She seems this time she may have learned her lesson. We expect she'll continue to conceal her shameful ex sexin' until Mayer moves on yet again.
And we didn't think it could get any worse than Katy dating Riff Raff. At least that doesn't try to hide what a douche he is.