Farrah Abraham: Returning to Teen Mom! Co-Stars Pissed!

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Get ready, fans of vagina molds and Sarah Palin-like contempt for the rules of the English language: 

Farrah Abraham is coming to back to Teen Mom, and she's bringing every ounce of her ridiculousness with her!

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Despite the fact that Farrah said she would never return to Teen Mom, the part-time mother and full-time sex worker seems pretty psyched to be earning a paycheck for something that doesn't involve taking her clothes off:

"There's going to be lots of excitement from the Teen Mom fans and from MTV's fan base as well, so I'm excited to be back!" Farrah tells Us Weekly. 

Thankfully, the swelling from Farrah's botched lip injection has subsided, so she'll be able to continue spewing word-vomit like that for a full season of what MTV has hilariously dubbed Teen Mom OG (for "Original Girls").

We'll let you fill in your own joke about the other ways in which Farrah uses her lips to make money.

As for those rumors that the other girls don't want Farrah on the cast? Well, it turns out they're true:

"They know she's coming back," says producer Lauren Dolgen. "It did create a little bit of controversy that will play out in the series."

Farrah, of course, maintains that she's doing another season just for the fun of it, because she's totally killin' it without Teen Mom, you guys:

"I'm not doing anything differently than I would not do when the cameras are there or not there," Farrah says. "I don't know if really benefits me to be on TV, because I was most successful in my career when I was away from Teen Mom. So it if benefits me, that's randomly benefitting."

Yes, that's the sort of Farrah-speak we have to look forward to. We can't wait.

In the meantime, you can always watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to relive Ms. Abraham's most cringeworthy moments ... or see below:

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Farrah Abraham is the star of Teen Mom and the mother of Sophia Laurent Abraham. Sophia's father (Derek Underwood) was killed in a car... More »
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[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

Jenelle [Evans] has all the potential to turn her negatives into a positive like I have.