We hope you're sitting down for this, but Farrah Abraham is back in the news, and it looks like she had her botched lip injections fixed up good as new.
Here's Farrah now compared to just a couple of days ago ...
Wow, thank goodness. We didn't even know if that could be fixed, or whether her totally natural, all-American good looks would ever be the same again.
Guess they weren't all #botched at the end of the day.
It's almost like she was never really that bad off in the first place, and she just milked an allergic reaction for as much publicity as she could get from it.
Would you really put it past her of all people?
Yes, those botched lip implants looked pretty bad, but that doesn't mean she didn't try to make more out of this story than was really there, or worse:
She could've had them "botched" on purpose.
Granted, that doesn't look like fun, but neither does some of the stuff she does on a routine basis (see Farrah Abraham sex tape) and she is shameless.
Absolutely shameless. To an alarming degree.
What's next? Arse implants? Another nose job? A botched boob job that magically gets fixed? A third boob added onto her body a la Jasmine Tridevil?
With this girl, you really can't rule anything out.