The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 3 Recap: Brandi Blunders

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On The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 3, Lisa Vanderpump was tasked with throwing Lisa Rinna a birthday dinner  ... at PUMP of course.

That would be her new restaurant, familiar to those who watch Vanderpump Rules online. How did the party go? And what did husband Harry Hamlin gift her?

Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 5 Episode 3, Brandi Glanville settled into her new place, while still dealing with ex-husband drama.

Stop us if you've heard that before. As in 1,000 times before.

Also, Kim and her daughter Brooke went dress shopping for a special day, and Eileen Davidson made her presence felt for the first time as well. Let's recap:

At the aforementioned birthday party we have Lisa Vanderpump, Ken, Rinna, Kyle Richards, Mauricio, and some of Rinna’s friends. Harry Hamlin arrives late.

After a discussion of past relationships, Harry gives Lisa a ring, on camera, while Rinna muses that she's into porn and is surprised that others aren't.

Lisa Rinna is certainly keeping this show interesting, no?

Meanwhile, Brandi is unpacking her new house and explaining how Eddie Cibrian is trying to get her to refund child support and alimony he claims he overpaid.

That would be her ex-husband, who she claims still defines her, even though she's been divorced for years and is a lot more successful than he, ironically.

Kyle goes shopping with her daughter Portia, pretending to teach her the value and meaning of money while in reality humble bragging about money.

Yolanda meets daughter Bella Hadid for lunch, and seems like she's disconnected and constantly comparing herself to Bella and Gigi Hadid. It's odd.

Kim Richards' daughter Brooke is getting married and the two are looking at wedding dresses. Then her sister Kathy Hilton shows up and ruins everything.

For us at least. That woman is straight up painful.

Kim is going through a ton these days, revealing that her ex-husband, Brooke's father, is dying of cancer. It's one thing after another for poor Kim.

Eileen Davidson is introduced seemingly for the sake of being introduced, then she's gone in anticlimactic fashion, while Kyle and Brandi go "hiking."

Brandi is planning a housewarming party and talks about inviting Lisa, who she is STILL not over after he picked Cibrian's mistress Scheana Marie over her.

Seriously, it's awkward as Brandi calls Lisa just doesn't grasp that Lisa could not care less. Lisa also calls out Brandi for not apologizing for her antics.

Brandi tells Lisa she won’t kiss ass for the rest of her life, subtly threatening Lisa that she won't be her friend when Lisa sort of doesn't wanna be friends.

Then her "phone dies" and she calls back from Kyle's phone so Lisa doesn't think she hung up on her, and we're about done with this pathetic charade.

At least until next time. Can't wait for the party!!!

As always, you can follow the link to watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills online to see all the melodrama, sniping and laughs from start to finish!

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