Nice try, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner.
Yes, you had a strong 2014. Yes, you earned yourself a spot in our end-of-the-year celebrity countdown.
But, no, you could not beat out your half-sister, not during a year in which Kim Kardashian got married... raked in millions off a video game... and showed off her breasts a lot online.
For all these reasons and many more, Kim Kardashian is our Celebrity of the Year #4.
In January, Kim nearly broke the Internet by posing what would later be described as a "belfie," snapping a selfie of her infamous butt in the mirror:
In February, Kim showed off the Valentine’s Day present gifted to her by Kanye West: 1,000 roses. Yes, 1,000!
In March, Kardashian posed in Kylie Jenner’s bikini, while also landing the cover of Vogue alongside Kanye and daughter North West.
This marked a seminal achievement for the family:
In April, Kim made headlines during her vacation in Thailand when an elephant took exception to her attempt at a selfie.
In May, Kim and Kanye got married in Italy!!!
In June, Kim launched Kim Kardashian: Hollywood, a video game/app that has allegedly netted her over $80 million. She also threw her daughter an epic Kidchella-themed party for her first birthday.
In July, Kim took a trip to Mexico and published many pictures on Instagram of herself lying in the sun. (She has a very tough life.)
In August, she celebrated the birthday of her wedding dress designer, Givenchy’s Ricardo Tisci in Ibiza, and also tried to paddleboard.
In September, Kim came to Kanye’s defense after the artist told a man in a wheelchair to stand up and she posted a picture of her bare butt from an old GQ pictorial.
In October, Kim turned 34 years old. Moreover, she dressed up as Vogue Editor-in-Chief Anna Wintour for Halloween.
In November, Kim really did try to break the Internet. She posed naked in Paper Magazine and started an uproar over whether or not this was appropriate behavior by a mother.
Finally, in December, Kim has spent a lot of time with her child, posting new pictures of North West online, including a cute on where she fell apart in front of Santa Claus.
What will Kim Kardashian do for an encore in 2015? Probably nothing really.
And that will probably still be enough for her to repeat her standing in our Celebrity of the Year rankings.