Okay, we've heard plenty of ridiculous rumors about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's marriage over the past seven months (our favorite is the one about Kanye denying sex to Kim), but the latest from In Touch might just take the cake:
The tabloid claims that Yeezy exerts such strict control over his marriage that he insists on approving Kim and daughter North's outfits. Every. Single. Day.
"Kanye has a vision and he wants everything to live up to that," a source says, presumably while laughing hysterically. "So he's given Kim rules that she always follows."
What about when Kim and Kanye spent a month apart recently? Same deal. According to In Touch, the couple has devised a system for when they're separated by distance:
"Every morning, she sends him photos of the outfits she's going to wear for his approval," the insider claims, adding that 'Ye has given his wife a pre-approved list of designers to wear.
Surprisingly, Kanye also reportedly insists that Kim wear less makeup and go for a more "natural" look.
"He wants to show their daughter, North, that natural is beautiful," says the source.
Of course, that's not his only fashion rule for 18-month-old Nori:
"Kanye decided early on that North would only wear neutral colors. The only time North ever gets to wear something super comfortable is when Khloe watches her - it's fashion first with Kanye!"
Yes, Yeezy picks out his daughter's clothes for the same reason he forces North to sit through runway shows - dude insists on raising a daughter who's obsessed with fashion, as though he didn't already ensure that by knocking up a Kardashian.