We've heard the rumors for months: Khloe Kardashian is pregnant with Lamar Odom's baby.
It turns out, however, that these reports were wrong. (Obviously.)
Instead, Khloe is apparently knocked up with French Montana's child! Hooray!!!
Or, based on the latest issue of Life & Style, perhaps we should instead ask: Hooray?
See, Khloe is totally expecting a child with Montana. But she's still in love with her ex-husband, Lamar Odom, which means Kardashian will be facing a “heartbreaking decision that will change her life forever.”
According to the above tabloid cover, that is. Which you're welcome to believe at your own discretion.
Khloe had been open for awhile back in the day about her desire to someday be a mother.
And she does often post photos of North West, telling fans at every opportunity just how adorable her niece can be. But that doesn't mean she's anxious to get knocked up right now.
Call us totally crazy, but we're gonna file this story in the following photo gallery, which is comprised of Krazy Kardashian tales concocted by the tabloids.
The above Life & Style issue also claims that Justin Bieber is engagement ring shopping for Selena Gomez. How sweet!*
(*And also totally untrue.)