Good news, ladies!
It looks like George Clooney is back on the market! If you choose to believe the latest Life & Style cover story for some reason, that is.
According to the unreliable tabloid, the actor and relatively new wife Amal Clooney have just barely eclipsed the pathetic record of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries, as their marriage is over after a mere 87 days.
For what reason?
"She and George just aren’t going to make it,” an anonymous source tells the magazine, explaining:
“They’ve been fighting behind closed doors – and it’s looking like the world’s most famous bachelor should have stayed a bachelor. There’s no way the marriage is going to last."
George and Amal got married in Venice in late September.
It was a romantic ceremony that was attended by nearly every A-lister in Hollywood, with the groom and his guests arriving via water taxi to their destination.
But now there are “fights, jealousy and nonstop diva demands” from Amal, according to the above cover.
Reportedly, Amal "wants to wait a year or two" before having a baby, leading to more tension between the couple.
This would be sad news for Clooney if yet another marriage of his fails; but even sadder news for horny men around the world.
They really want to see a George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin sex tape!