Farrah Abraham knows how to work a pole like nobody's business. We already knew this from her Backdoor Teen Mom days, if you know what we're saying.
Turns out she's right at home on a gentlemen's club stage, too.
This video from the Palazio Men's Club in Austin, Texas, shows us what went on there earlier this fall, and let's just say it gives new meaning to Devil's Night.
NOTE: This video contains some intense strip club footage.
Something about this costume just works on Farrah Abraham.
Granted, we don't get to see her thonged booty gyrating or bare boobs bouncing, unlike some of her cohorts, but this does give you a sense of her "career."
Yes, this is her regular gig, and her stripper salary ain't small.
Getting paid to dress up as Satan herself and play with fire sure beats dabbling with businessmen or hawking a mold of one's vagina ... or so we imagine.
These options only exist in the world of Farrah Abraham.
Bottom line: Her life is intense, and this is a woman who has produced a hard core sex tape and been involved in more scandals than we can even count.
No wonder Farrah's not returning to Teen Mom after all.
Someday, her daughter Sophia is going to ask about this.
All of this. Her list of questions grows longer each day.
Is Farrah doing ... whatever it is she does in part to provide for her daughter, having no other support system (financial or emotional)? You bet she is.
Does that explain some of the decisions she makes and how she frames them? Not exactly. And it's not getting any less weird or complex anytime soon.
This is one slow-moving train wreck we can't help but watch.