Celebrity Sex Tape Wish List: What Couple is #1?

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Vivid Entertainment, distributors of the Kim Kardashian sex tape and countless other classics, has released its annual “Ten Hottest Couples Wish List.”

As in famous pairs we only wish would star in a "leaked" sexy romp.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin: Red Carpet Debut

Coming (har har) in first on Vivid’s list, the fifth annual, are George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin, followed by Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin.

New lovebirds Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger rank #3.

Quoth Steven Hirsch, Vivid CEO and celeb sex tape aficionado:

“George and Amal quickly gained our favor as the world’s hottest couple with the speed of their romance and sheer glamour of their Italian wedding."

"We’re confident that a sex tape starring this couple would be an instant best seller. But the Jennifer/Chris and Miley/Patrick duos remind us how exciting and fun sex can be.”

So Amal and George aren't exciting and fun, just hot and rich. Good to know. The full list of stars that sex tape fans would love to see in action is as follows:

  1. Amal Alamuddin and George Clooney
  2. Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin
  3. Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger
  4. Sofia Vergara and Joe Mangianello
  5. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
  6. Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield
  7. Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis
  8. Amber Heard and Johnny Depp
  9. Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine
  10. Charlize Theron and Sean Penn

While the idea of seeing Jennifer Lawrence nude is nothing new - she's topped the individual wish list before - it's the first time she's appeared as part of a couple.

Perhaps the only surprising omission above is Lawrence's fellow Fappening victim, Kate Upton, and her MLB star pitcher boyfriend Justin Verlander.

Of course, we'd be remiss to forget about the old standbys.

“There are some celebrity couples that are perennial favorites," Hirsch says, and to honor their greatness, "they’ve been moved from our annual top ten list."

"To our newly created Classic Sex Tape Couples List."

You gotta give them their due after so many years of being ... a couple you'd like to see bang. Here are the inaugural class of deserving Hall of Famers:

  1. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
  2. Beyoncé and Jay Z
  3. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
  4. Jennifer Biel and Justin Timberlake
  5. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux

Somewhere, Justin Theroux can't believe he's on this, while Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are lamenting that they got snubbed while filming Kendra on Top.

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