Every conversation about her Instagram page should start with a reminder that Kylie Jenner is 17.
So here it is: Kylie Jenner is 17!!!
She won't be 18 until August, which is why it's insane that Kylie is dating Tyga (who turns 25 next week), and it's almost equally insane that she spends her weeknights going to parties, dressed like this:
That's Kylie with one of her young friends, whose parents are apparently also nothing but faceless Charlie Brown-style muted trombones with no real authority.
Yes, this pic is inappropriate. But we're used to that. What we're not used to, however, is the fact that Kylie seems to have hit some sort of second puberty in the past few months that's caused her lips and breasts to expand exponentially.
Photos of Kylie's Halloween costume caused her millions of Instagram followers to take notice of the fact that she looked a bit more top heavy.
At the time, some suggested that this may have been the result of lighting, or camera angle, or the costume itself.
Now, several weeks later, in different clothes and different lighting, Kylie still seems chestier than usual.
It's probably not worth speculating about, as we'll never get a straight answer from Kylie or anyone in her family. After all, have you seen Kylie's lips lately? She still claims those things are all natural.