Kendra Wilkinson is presently filming the hit UK reality show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here in Australia, where people apparently don't watch Kendra on Top online.
We infer this because the hot topic all her fellow cast members are wondering about in the jungle is ... did the former model really have sex with Hugh Hefner?
You know, back when they were together, more than five years ago!?
Back in the U.S.A., K-Dubs just went through an epic six months of marital tumult, after which she ultimately forgave Hank Baskett and took him back.
Kendra's husband allegedly hooked up with a transsexual model named Ava London, although he has never actually confirmed or denied what happened.
That's all irrelevant in the jungle, though. They're too busy gobbling antelope penis and fish eyeballs to worry about that right now (yes, she has to eat those).
When it comes to Wilkinson's rise to fame in the U.S., it's her time as a Playboy girlfriend that piqued the interest of UK TV host Melanie Sykes on I'm a Celebrity.
"I just wanted to party, and I had a damn good time, it was so fun," Kendra said, when asked about how she met Hugh Hefner and moved in with him.
When "Hef asked me to be one of his girlfriends, and live with him in the mansion and I was like, 'Hell yeah, I'm there!' I was living in this small-ass apartment."
"I was praying for anything to get me out of there," she adds.
"Are you obligated to have sex with him?" asked Sykes, clearly fascinated/appalled with the idea that she would get with someone who is now 88 years old.
"Um, I moved in and weeks went by and I didn't know that sex was involved," Kendra claims. "I knew nothing about Playboy, I'd just graduated high school."
That's about as believable as the Kendra on Top finale proposal.
"So how does that conversation come about?" Sykes asked her.
"He was like, 'Do you want to come upstairs?'" Wilkinson explained, never one to pull any punches (just ask Hank). "And I was 'Sure, let's have fun'."