Now that Duchess Kate Middleton's health has improved, the British tabloids need some new drama to report. They've found it and then some.
She hasn't been making many public appearances as of late, so those famous Kate Middleton wardrobe malfunctions have been kept to a minimum.
The lack of public sightings has resulted in other speculation, however ...
Yes, the UK press is going hard after its old standby claim that Will and Kate are on the rocks after weeks of stiff-upper-lipped arguments over tea and crumpets.
So what's the cause of the duo's alleged "marital issues?"
Well, at first it seemed that Will and Kate simply can't agree on where to spend the holidays. Yup, better call the divorce attorney and start dividing up the empire.
Could this be indicative of bigger problems, though?
The original agreement was that the couple would alternate between their parents' homes each year, which worked well ... until he refused to budge this year.
In 2011, they started by joining the royal family at Sandringham House. Being an even year, 2014 meant spending holidays in Kate's native Bucklebury.
At least it would if he honored their deal.
Sources close to the royal family say he offered a lame "compromise" in which both families would be invited to Will and Kate's new home in Norfolk.
The problem is, that's really not a compromise at all, as the Norfolk house is literally on the grounds of the royals' famed Sandringham estate.
London tabloid The Inquisitr claims Kate became so upset by Will's attempted shenanigans that she's moved back in with her mum and dad.
Of course, we'd previously heard that Kate is living with her parents as a result of her ongoing health struggles, but apparently it was more than that.
Or at least it made for a good story after someone decided it would be more interesting if Will and Kate were having an epic, blow-out Christmas fight.
Clearly, time passed and the couple is still together.
But the rift remains, and now, Kate reportedly wants no royal family members around her kids. At all. She is digging in, and it could get nasty.
Hey, when there are no bikini pics hitting the web this pregnancy (fortunately slash unfortunately), you gotta speculate about something ... are we right?