Hefe Wine wants a divorce from Iggy Azalea ... who may or may not even think she's even married to the guy hitting her with divorce papers. Say what now.
Wine says they "agreed to be married, holding themselves out as man and wife and began residing together in the State of Texas on or about September 2008."
He says that Iggy (a.k.a. Amethyst Kelly) only began living separately from him last year, and that he had also served as her manager for that period.
How could this ever constitute marriage, you ask? Well ...
According to Texas law, a man and a woman who live together are considered legally married "if they agree to be married and hold themselves out to others as husband and wife."
This is true if the couple co-habitates "for any length of time."
Of course, that leaves a lot to interpretation, and Iggy's rep immediately took issue with the language, saying she never "held herself out as Hefe's wife" etc.
Moreover, she never agreed to be married to him, or anyone.
Just the same, Hefe is asking a judge to prohibit Iggy from selling various assets - big surprise there - including music they allegedly wrote together.
Given Azalea's success, that music may be worth millions.
If a judge recognizes the marriage, which we doubt will take place, all community property would be split 50/50. Don't hold your breath though, Hefe.
Wine has also been threatening to peddle an Iggy Azalea sex tape, so it's clear his motives are to ruin her or take her money, by any means necessary.
Good times. Not that it seems to bother the Aussie rapper.
She's now in a year-long relationship with L.A. Lakers player Nick Young, and has been quick to brush off any and all scandals to come her way since her rise to fame.
Who dat, who dat? I-G-G-Y. That do dat, do dat? I-G-G-Y?