Kendra Wilkinson wishes you were right, people. She really does.
But in a new interview with E! News, the reality star opens up in detail about rumors that her husband cheated with a transsexual model named Ava London and says she is NOT conjuring up this tale just to make headlines and garner ratings.
"I wish we did," Kendra says in the following video, responding to talk that she and Hank Baskett invented this scandal and adding:
"It is the most insulting thing out of all this, that people think that this is fate. I would never do this to myself. You know, I would never degrade myself like that."
We'll ignore the fact that Wilkinson got famous for sleeping with a man old enough to be her grandfather and instead focus on why many don't believe Baskett actually cheated.
For starters, cameras have captured the couple acting all lovey-dovey together on vacation in Cabo, when they believed they were alone.
Also, the ridiculous promos for Kendra on Top play up Baskett's infidelity to such a degree that it's easy difficult to buy the timing of this controversy. It just happened to go down just Kendra's show was set to premiere?!?
Kendra says she got a call from her agent five weeks after giving birth to her daughter in which he asked if she had heard about Hank getting jerked off by a transsexual.
She said no and she asked Baskett about it. He denied the allegation and she believed him at the time.
"I went looking for evidence, I found nothing," she tells Giuliana Rancic, explaining that she had also heard about pictures that made the rounds of Hank's Jeep allegedly parked outside the model's apartment.
She confirms that she flushed her wedding ring down the toilet and ordered Baskett to leave.. but she still doesn’t sound convinced of an all-out affair.
"Overall he was denying the whole thing. I don't know what to believe," she concludes. "Yes, I'm seriously mad at Hank because I know something happened. I've come very close to divorcing him already."
Kendra on Top premieres on Friday, October 3. You really need to get a life if you watch it.