The last time Kanye West decided to make demands, he wound up yelling at a wheelchair-bound fan. Sadly, there was no Yeezus miracle and the man didn't shake off his paralyisis and start dancing.
Many of us wouldn't leave the house for months after screaming at a disabled person in public, but this is Kanye we're talking about. So naturally, he's already back to issuing orders.
This time, however, Yeezy's barking commands at his new wife, Kim Kardashian.
Normally we'd say Kim will give in to Yeezy's will in the time it takes her to snap another selfie, but in this case, she has an an equally egotistical puppet master pulling her strings in the opposite direction.
Yes, it's Kanye vs. Kris Jenner in an epic battle of the delusional narcissists. At stake is nothing less than the future of Kim's career and a possible 8-figure payday:
It goes like this: recently, Kim and Kanye bought a $20 million mansion in the secluded Hidden Hills neighborhood of LA.
The goal was not only to escape the constant attention from the paparazzi, but also to help Kim distance herself from her family and transition into a much smaller role on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Sources say Kanye has been opposed to Kim's involvement in the reality series from day one and he recently issued her an ultimatum: quit the show, or else.
Unfortunately, Kim's momager has dollar signs in her eyes and refuses to let her daughter walk away from a golden opportunity:
"[Kris] thinks E! would be willing to pay her $10 million for two more seasons," says an insider close to the family.
Naturally, thinking for herself isn't exactly Kim's strong suit, so we imagine being torn between her husband and mother is causing some serious problems for Mrs. Kardashian-West.
As fans who watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, we hope Kris wins out, so we can watch this drama unfold over two more seasons!