Kim Kardashian: Pregnant AND Dumped... According to Hilarious Tabloid Cover

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We often make fun of Kim Kardashian.

It's difficult to do otherwise when the sellout is shilling for a weight loss corset and setting a terrible example for her young fans.

But even the THG staff feels badly for Kardashian today because it's been revealed she's pregnant with baby number-two... and she's been dumped by Kanye West!

What a tough break.

Kim Kardashian: Pregnant, Dumped

According to the hilarious new issue of Life & Style, North West will soon have a sibling.

But she won't have a father in the nearby picture, not when Kanye West “won’t take calls” from Kim and not after Kardashian’s refusal “to quit reality TV” led to the couple’s “final fight.”

Kardashian recently admitted that she plans on getting pregnant again, but we doubt she planned on going through this experience alone.

It's a shame, really. She and Kanye appeared to be so happy together, didn't they? Better luck with the next husband, Kim!

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]