Kate Middleton may be the most universally liked female on the planet.
The Queen herself, that's who.
According to the new issue of Life & Style, the Duchess of Cambridge has endured “months of bullying about her parenting, overspending and wardrobe malfunctions.
The magazine quotes a totally real source who alleges the Queen has come down on Kate because she’s too much like Princess Diana… she has a “commoner” upbringing… and she dons a “skimpy" wardrobe.
Middleton has had enough," the tabloid hilarious writes. "And she’s leaving the palace."
To go where? That much is uncertain.
Five weeks ago, Life & Style published an erroneous cover report claiming that Kate was “98 pounds and pregnant” and in the midst of a “secret health battle.”
That didn't exactly prove to be true. So you'll forgive us if we include this issue among the following gallery: