Last night on The Bachelorette Season 10 Episode 5, Andi Dorfman and her suitors traveled from Connecticut to France, and boy was it romantic.
More ridiculous than romantic at the end of the night, really, but whatever.
There were mimes. There were sparks between Andi and at least one fellow. There was growing tension with others. There was even a racism scandal.
This week wasn't one for the books, but it had something for everything.
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Josh Murray was the first to get a date with Andi, who doesn't speak French, yet allegedly wrote the date card in French. We're onto you, Chris Harrison.
Speaking of Chris, Andi tells him she's falling in love with multiple guys! Here's hoping rumors of the winner cheating on her already are false.
Establishing himself as one of the men to beat, Josh did all that he could and then some to assuage Andi's fears that their attraction is purely physical.
Meanwhile, a clearly upset Marquel learned that Andrew apparently made racist comments and was debating whether to confront him about it or not.
More on that later, after the group date in which the rest of the guys had to actually get into mime costumes and perform on the streets of Marseilles.
Sometimes, this show ...
Nick Viall, a skeptic of the process yet a frontrunner in the eyes of many, was not feeling the mime thing, and later was called out by the guys.
Marquel tried to confront Andrew about his alleged comments (not seen on tape) and Andrew tried to turn it around, saying he was the one being bullied.
For her part, Andi tried to confront Nick after she heard about him being cocky to the other guys, but he countered with a love letter and then they kissed.
JJ got the group rose, Nick was clearly mad, and later, Brian got to go on a food date, which he was not feeling at all but somehow eked a rose out of.
Andi then abruptly canceled the cocktail party and headed straight to the rose ceremony, where she axed Andrew, Marquel and someone named Patrick.
So much for that scandal carrying into next week with both parties gone.
Eliminated: Marquel Martin, Andrew Poole, and Pat Jagodzinski.
Coming Up Roses with Andi Dorfman: Josh Murray, JJ O’Brien, Brian Osborne, Dylan Petitt, Marcus Grodd, Chris Soules, Nick Viall and Cody Sattler.
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