Kim Kardashian Video Game: A Player's Guide to ... Whatever it is Kim Does!

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In what is surely the most bizarre Kardashian news of the week - maybe even the entire month - an actual Kim Kardashian video game is coming.

This might be more absurd than the news that Farrah Abraham wrote an erotic trilogy. Tough call. Either way, you read the above sentence correctly.

The walking wonder that is Kim Kardashian and her giant decolletage and generous derriere are being cartoonized and game-ified. Legitimately.

If you've ever wanted to BE Kim, your chance has arrived.

We have so many questions about the Kim Kardashian video game, the first and most glaring of which is WHY? (Because why not, right??)

Beyond that, who the target audience is for this product is a mystery.

Tweens? Adult women with fantasies of reality TV stardom? Men who hope they'll get to be Ray J in a virtual reality Kim Kardashian sex tape?

More importantly, what's the point? How will the game be played?

With nothing really informative to go on except the fact that Kim has been recording voiceovers for it, we decided to take it upon ourselves to create our own player's guide.

So sit back and strategize about how you would launch yourself a reality TV star career if YOU were Kim Kardashian as you peruse the gallery above!

Or just check out some Kim Kardashian Instagram pics instead:

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]