Selena Gomez to Swear Off Men, Become Born-Again Virgin

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Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere.

According to recent reports, the singer has slept with Barbara Palvin... Yovanna Ventura... and Adriana Lima. All within the past few weeks.

But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line.

Selena Gomez Smirks

"Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin," an anonymous friend tells the tabloid.

This claim might be plausible... if the story didn't also allege Gomez has "renewed her devotion" to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report.

Still, if Selena has "swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus," as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you.

We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you... unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf.


Selena Gomez Biography

Selena Gomez Red Carpet Pic
Selena Gomez is a Disney Channel star. She appears on the hit show Wizards of Waverly Place and is considered by many fans to be "the... More »
New York City
Full Name
Selena Marie Gomez

Selena Gomez Quotes

I'm not going to be a solo artist. I want to be in a band with four other guys.

Selena Gomez

I'm kind of lame. I prefer quiet evenings at home, hanging out with my family.

Selena Gomez