Many things in life may be subjective.
Is the Kim Kardashian sex tape better than the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape? Was Tupac a better rapper than Biggie? Should Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik apologize for smoking pot and insulting African-Americans?
We could debate those topics forever.
But, thanks to the magic of the Internet, we now have conclusive evidence about another pressing pop culture issue: the infamous 50 Cent first pitch tossed by the rapper prior to a Mets game this week.
As you can see, it was rather abysmal:
But was it the worst ceremonial first pitch ever thrown by a celebrity?
In a word: YES!
The good folks at The Washington Post have put together a graphic that tracks the locations of nearly every memorable first pitch ever.
Snoop Dogg can apparently bring it. Verne Troyer is all about high heat and, heck, even Santa Claus can find the vicinity of the plate.
But Fiddy is even worse than Cookie Monster, even farther away from the strike zone than Kim Kardashian.
Take a look at the useful image below and let's give George W. Bush credit for once: look where his first pitch, thrown in the aftermath of 9/11, ended up...