Burning through famous boyfriends like it's your job is so 2013. Taylor Swift has moved on to the new hotness: burning through celebrity girlfriends!
Just weeks after Taylor and Karlie Kloss officially became platonic relation-chicks, Taylor has apparently moved on to a new celeb-bestie: Modern Family actress Sarah Hyland!
That's Sarah and Taylor stepping out for a Broadway play last night and this photo perfectly captures exactly what I imagine is the relationship dynamic between Taylor and every person in her life.
"We decided we were dressed like a strait-laced mom and her rebellious teenage daughter," Taylor wrote under the pic.
Yeah, she claims she's joking around, but I bet she's scared off many a dude by licking her thumb and scraping the schmutz off his face.
We can understand why Swifty has given up on boyfriends to focus on best friends. After all, Taylor's had trouble finding a hot, rich, bilingual guy who's willing to let her take over his life and pick out his clothes.
Maybe she's had better luck finding submissive females to fill the void in her life. Or maybe she just prefers the challenge of chasing women away. Men scare too easily.
Check out the gallery below to be reminded of all the famous men Taylor has dated. It might take you a while: