Katy Perry wants to spank Miley Cyrus hard.
Her words, not ours. In the latest salvo in the pop stars' surprising quasi-war of words, Perry promised to administer some payback for Miles' recent diss.
"Oooo gurrrl I'm gonna give you the BIGGEST spanking when I see you in the UK bb!" she wrote to Miles, along with emojis of a tongue and British flag.
Perry's threat was in response to several tweets shared by Cyrus on Thursday afternoon, slamming Katy's appearance on Australian talk show Sunrise.
"I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do," the "Dark Horse" singer said of the Miley Cyrus-Katy Perry kiss seen 'round the world.
"Then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away ... God knows where that tongue has been. We don't know! That tongue is so infamous!"
Kidding? Serious? Somewhere in between?
Whatever Perry's intention, Miles didn't appreciate it, or at least couldn't resist responding in kind to the diss by Katy with one right back at her:
"Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT been," she wrote, slamming John Mayer.
Katy and John recently called it quits after more than a year together.
The "Wrecking Ball" singer then followed up with fan-created art of the duo's memorable kiss (above), writing, "Dontchyouuuu act like you didn't lurvvvvv it."
We're not sure she did ... but we're not sure she hated it either.
Perhaps it just got a little awkward when Miley tried to inhale her face? Either way, here's hoping these two do meet up soon to spank each other.
In a friendly way, of course. You know, as girls do ...