Miley Cyrus Scoffs at Tinker Bell Report, Slams Beloved Peter Pan Fairy

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Miley Cyrus has made it as clear as can be:

She will NOT be playing Tinker Bell in NBC's televised version of Peter Pan.

A report surfaced in Star last week that Cyrus was interested in portraying this beloved fairy and in showing up Carrie Underwood, who received mixed reviews for her role last year in The Sound of Music.

But Miley ended this speculation in quick fashion yesterday, Tweeting a picture of the tabloid story and including with it a simple caption:

"I would rather choke on my own tongue."

Well... okay then!

So Cyrus is turned off by the idea of starring as Tinker Bell.

For the record, however, she's turned on by simulating oral sex on a Bill Clinton impersonator and by eating a thong thrown on stage by a fan.

Now, the question remain: are you turned on by these Miley Cyrus topless photos?


Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]