Duchess of Cambridge Kate Middleton is pregnant again, and this time it's a girl (according to a supermarket tabloid with a penchant for stating the inaccurate)!
So basically, she's not expecting. At least until we hear it from a more reputable source. Still, if you want to buy what Star is selling this week, here goes:
The celebrity news weekly alleges that Kate Middleton is “three months along” and that she shocked Prince William with the news on Valentine’s Day.
"Little George is getting a sister, and Kate is absolutely thrilled,” an alleged insider says ... ignoring the fact that she likely wouldn't know the gender at 12 weeks.
“She was really hoping the next child would be a girl, and having it confirmed has just given her the best start to the year. Kate and William are ecstatic!”
A “royal insider” informs the magazine, “Kate has been talking about it to people ... she isn’t trying to hide it. It’s so different from when she had George."
"She seems more at peace now, because she knows what to expect.”
And we know what to expect ... quarterly stories like this from Star.
They also said Middleton was pregnant again two months ago, and likely will so again in May or June, etc., until one day they luckily time it right.
Hey, it's kept them in business for decades. People must love it?
Conveniently, Buckingham Palace does not officially comment on reports like this, however, real insiders confirm that the story is 100 percent false.
No sibling yet for Prince George ... but someday, fans. Someday.
What day? We can't say. But don't expect any more frolicking in a bikini after the last Kate Middleton pregnant baby bump pics caused such uproar ...