Farrah Abraham Reality Show: CANCELED Before it Even Started!

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We hope you're sitting down for this, but Farrah Abraham's reality show is already DOA. Please, try not to gasp audibly, especially if you're in public.

Following the overwhelming "success" of this year's sex tape/porno effort, the former Teen Mom starlet had been pitching several reality show ideas.

They didn't take, apparently.

Despite actively pitching a show on her life, “each network it was pitched to passed,” a source revealed to celebrity gossip site Radar Online, adding:

“The consensus was they didn’t feel Farrah could carry her own show. Needless to say, you will not be seeing the project Finding Farrah anytime soon.”

Yes ... its working title was Finding Farrah.

No word where you'll be finding Farrah Abraham next, but it appears producers are more interested in stories of success achieved through hard work and sacrifice.

You know, rather than porn. Case in point? Abraham's co-star Maci Bookout’s new show, Being Maci, has been picked up and given a premiere date by MTV.

On the bright side, Farrah can always fall back on having feverish sexual intercourse on camera, or of course her once-in-a-generation musical talent.

Girl really knows how to perform.


Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I was not surrounded by crazy people with a psychopath's fingers in my vagina. There was no way this was happening. It had to be a nightmare and I'd wake up in a moment.