Courtney Stodden has come out and admitted: She's made a sex tape.
We'll give you a few moments to let the shock die down...
The wannabe A-lister revealed this news to E! and said the video was shot soon after she turned 18. Does that mean 52-year husband Doug Hutchison is the man on top or bottom?
Nope, it's "just me" Stodden says.
She adds that you can stop your Internet searches right now and put away your wallet: The sex tape is "not out in the media" nor is it on a computer.
"Hackers, don't even go there cause you'll find nothing," Stodden warns, adding that she won't be releasing it because the tape is "personal."
But her knockers are not!
Stodden says she recently posed nude for an unnamed British magazine and that she is yet to submit any photos to Playboy. She sounds open to appearing in the pages of Hugh Hefner's publication, however.
"You can keep it classy and be naked at the same time."
Someone should put that on a bumper sticker.
Sound off now, THGers: Which would you rather watch, the Farrah Abraham sex tape or the Courtney Stodden sex tape?