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The Kris Humphries hate train just gained a new passenger.

In light of the basketball player no-showing his divorce hearing today in Los Angeles, the judge in charge of the case has ripped Humphries to shreds, saying he mocked and disrespected the court by simply… not showing up.

As far as anyone knows, Humphries had no reason to skip out on the mandatory conference. He simply chose to remain in New York.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye in NYC
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As a result, Judge Goldberg set a sanction hearing and may fine Kris for his absence.

BOTH parties are now required to appear in court on April 19 for a pre-trial hearing, with May 6 still the date on which this never-ending divorce will hopefully be settled.

Of course, Kardashian will miss the first day of that trial because she must promote her fragrance.

And so this ridiculous saga goes.

In Kim’s defense, witnesses say she showed up to court on time, answered questions in a professional manner and kept her giant boobs totally hidden.