Kim Kardashian really, reallllly wants to be besties with Kate Middleton.
Somehow - and we're going out on a limb here - we doubt it's mutual.
According to the Mirror (UK), after learning she and Kate have similar due dates (mid-July) Kim sent a baby gift and "a kind, warm note" to the Duchess.
Kim allegedly revealed to Kate that she has hired a top astrologer in Paris to tell her all she needs to know about a child born under the Cancer sign.
Despite this outreach, Kardashian got crickets in response.
Kate Middleton has probably been too busy traveling the world on goodwill tours, promoting her charitable causes, and playing ping pong to respond.
Not that she would do so even if she were totally bored.
It's not the first time she's snubbed the E! star, either. While in London promoting her Kardashian Kollection last fall, Kim wanted to meet for tea.
Needless to say, that meeting did not occur. She even sent Kate Middleton some clothes from her fashion line ... which were returned, unopened.
Ouch. Some people just can't take a hint, you know?
Lucky for Kim, her other "obsession," Amanda Bynes, is a big fan. Maybe they should get together the next time Mandy's in L.A., which may be never.
Oh well. She'll always have her kareer, whatever that is.