Ke$ha: I Eye-Banged Johnny Depp!

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Ke$ha is on record: she would totally have sex with Justin Bieber.

And now she's also on record: the singer has had sex with Johnny Depp! Via her eyeballs, that is.

Wait... WHAT?!?

Ke$ha with Glasses

The 26-year-old singer told Metro U.K. that she "and Johnny Depp had eyeball sex at the benefit concert for Superstorm Sandy... We never really talked – we just had eyeball sex."

Oh, well, okay then.

We'd be taken aback by this statement, but it's Ke$ha. She says she once slept with a ghost. And we assume not merely with her eyeballs because, come on, people. Ghosts don't have eyeballs.


Kesha Biography

Ke$ha in Toronto
Ke$ha has quickly become a global singing sensation. Her full name is Kesha Rose Sebert and she was born in Los Angeles. She was featured... More »
Los Angeles, California
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Kesha Rose Sebert