What Would Ryan Lochte Do? A new E! show asks that very question, and the result looks completely ridiculous, even for a network that employs Kim Kardashian.
"Don't duplicate," the Olympic swimmer urges. "Just recipitate."
And with that, we give you this amazing extender trailer:
The nearly-five-minute What Would Ryan Lochte Do? preview shows him showing off his "Lochte edge" shoes (whatever that means), partying, training, etc.
In addition to gratuitous ab shots and footage of Ryan hitting on girls, we're also treated to pearls of wisdom from the athlete, who has his own catchphrase.
"If you say it like how it's spelled, it's 'jeah.' But that's boring. No one wants to hear that. So you really have to put that enfidence on that 'J.' JA-EAH."
Consider yourselves smarter for having experienced this.