Lindsay Lohan has gone from being a colossial pain in the ass to sitting on her ass in order to avoid photos that depict her as a drunken mess.
Only she failed in that endeavor.
The actress - who was accused this week of stealing wardrobe items from the Anger Management set - was caught inside a Brazil nightclub yesterday, looking stone cold sober and totally put together.
"In party in Sao Paulo, Lindsay Lohan refuses to take pictures and hides under the DJ table," wrote the Twitter user who snapped the picture above.
With a court-ordered 90-day rehab stint on the way, Lohan is trying to get in as much partying as possible over the coming weeks.
Can you blame her?
Oh, right. Totally. What a trainwreck.