During his impromptu, head-scratching rant in Hollywood this week, Chris Brown offered some advice for all you guys who want to keep your ladies in line.
Chris was partying at Emerson Theatre when he grabbed the mic from the DJ, went off on Drake, and then told the crowd how you gotta talk to your woman.
The bizarre spectacle was all captured on video, too. Take a look:
The mercurial singer rants, musically, in the clip, obtained by TMZ:
"You GOTTA say that one thing to her, and I made this s**t up ... Don't make me have to tell you again, that's my p***y baby, so you better not give it away!"
"So every person in this motherf**king building, if you got a bad bitch, you better say that s**t to her now, or she might go out and f**k another n***a."
Makes you wonder how his mom feels about this kind of love advice, or if the singer has followed his own infinite wisdom when it comes to Rihanna.
Chris Brown. Grammy-winning vocalist. Modern day love guru.