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The Real Housewives of Beverly HIlls end up as “The Real Housewives of Paris, Part Un” as they head over seas to decide who should have a threesome.

We break down the bad decorating choices and and strange interventions in THG’s +/- recap!

Turtle shells. Lots of turtle shells. So that’s Faye’s idea of decorating? Minus 16. How much do you think Kyle Richards paid her for that?

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And I had to laugh when Kim decided they must mean good luck… or something. It certainly wasn’t good luck for the turtles.


Kim and Kyle trek off to Taylor’s to confront her about her drinking. Plus 12 but you know you’ve got big trouble when Kim Richards is the one leading your intervention.  

Taylor took that way better than I ever thought she would.  She even admitted that if two drinks are a good idea then four must be better.  Uh-oh. Minus 20. That sounds like someone with a definite drinking problem.  Now that they’ve confronted her, I just wish they’d mention something about her getting actual help.

Everyone meets up at Yolanda’s to have the incredibly staged Oh you’re going to Paris too! conversation.  Minus 10.

Yolanda asks Taylor is there’s a problem between them because in true Housewives fashion those conversations must take place in the middle of a party. Minus 8.

Once again we hear Marisa talk about the fact that she longs to sleep with other men. Down girl.  Minus 13.  I’m sure her husband never gets tired of hearing that.

The best part about the Paris trip… Adrienne Maloof‘s not coming! Plus 22.  I didn’t miss her or a spray tan one bit.

Taylor decides to stay home and spend time with Kennedy. Plus 11. Maybe Kim gave her some rehab recommendations.

And poor Marisa’s father-in-law suddenly passes away. Our condolences to her and her family.

Lisa and Ken head to St. Tropez first to visit with Ken’s son Warren who is married to Lisa’s good friend Susan. As Lisa says, “I made it my business to love and embrace his son. Not literally. I have friends for that.” Plus 26. Yet another reason why I love Lisa!  

Handsome men must run in that family. Ken, his son, and his grandson who by the way is the same age as his son with Lisa.  Ken’s been a busy man.

Everyone finally meets up again in Paris. Even Kim makes the trip and not only is she on time but she’s got a new driver’s license and her passport!  Plus 15. Look what a little sobriety can accoomplish.

With amazing Paris fireworks in the background, Brandi Glanville jokingly tries to seduce Ken.  Is this her night?  Anyone up for a threesome?  Looks like Brandi’s hoping to give Ken’s new hip a workout.

Lisa quips that she didn’t get the pamphlet on the rules for threesomes but it sounds like Brandi has extra copies. I don’t think I really want to know why.

Plus 12 because Ken looks pretty happy with his wife.  Anyone else up for some Parisian adventure? Mauricio’s looking hopeful…

Kyle says she’ll stick to a menage a deux.