We already know how family members feel about the Kim Kardashian pregnant news: happy and blessed!
But what about the rest of the Internet?
Putting aside the boring, sincere reactions – such as Demi Lovato gushing over the (“So happy for you @KimKardashian.. Love you SO much and I’m so excited to babysit!!”) announcement – scroll down for the funniest responses from a rapt Twitterverse…
Joel McHale: Congrats to @kimkardashian & @kanyewest on their baby. I hope it has Kim’s eyes, Kanye’s smile, & Bruce Jenner’s pterodactyl facial bones.
Andy Borowitz: It’s so weird to think that Kim Kardashian has sex even when we’re not watching.
Seth Meyers: I hope Kim and Kanye are prepared for the inevitable “Who’s Kimye?” question 5 years from now. #expectfollowups
Andrew Kaczynski: We are heading over the fiscal –OH MY GOD KANYE DID WHAT!
Andy Levy: well at least we know kim let kanye finish
Damien Fahey: I’m excited for Kim Kardashian’s doctor to perform the ultrasound and yell, “Congratulations! It’s a marketing opportunity!”
Bill Simmons: Why isn’t “Kim and Kanye are gonna make awesome parents!” trending?
Patrick Sandberg: I’m so happy for Kim for finally getting everything she’s pretended she’s always wanted.